Single Married Widowed Divorced

Guest Blogger Alex Vagelatos: Googled Poetry, Part 2

Googled Poetry is composed of the words and phrases Internet users have googled before stumbling upon this blog.

This week's Googled Poetry is written by Alex Vagelatos, a writer and poet who lives in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

Looking for love in all the wrong places,
Big women in Bright Red Lipstick, spanking men.
Beautiful single widowed women,
breathing heavily when dying.

True stories of greatness simple and sweet.
"Stories of being single."
Sexual videos for mature marrieds,
erection stories.

Married woman looking for marital sex.
Thoughtful woman, quiet girl, attractive "in her fifties."
Looking for love in all the wrong places:
wet pants sneeze, goldenpoo names.
Can you check single after being divorced on medical forms?

Guest Blogger Alex Vagelatos: It’s Raining Men

Show bra remove touch husband… Centerville Iowa… Bottle wife... Jill Bauer’s haircut.

These are just some of the words and phrases people have googled before clicking onto the Single Married Widowed Divorced blog. (Don’t worry – while our server keeps track of what was googled, we have no idea who googled.)

We gave a month’s worth of googled words and phrases to writer and poet Alex Vagelatos, of Fort Wayne, Indiana, who used many of them to create SMWD’s first poem.

It’s Raining Men

It’s raining men
married girl looking for fun
single divorced feel sexy again
How to tighten trunks on a skateboard
Kegel.

Why are singles jealous of married people?
Stories of several women married to same man
a man with scissors lodged in his temple
bare feet stuck in paint.

Jokes sexy and bold
Three can’t stands and must haves
Sex with older women
Sex with widows
Married with separate bedrooms
Newly divorced.

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Alex Vagelatos grew up in Gary, Ind., and studied English and journalism at Indiana University. A former newspaper editor and columnist, he lives and works in Fort Wayne, Ind.

Do you have a poem about some aspect of single, married, widowed or divorced life? You can post it by hitting “comments” below. Appropriate material only, please. Offensive poems will be deleted.

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